The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Conservative Child (

It’s almost that time of year again! Public schools will be starting in a few weeks! Time to send your conservative little tikes into a hostile den of godless commies. How will they survive? Make sure they’re ready with this conservative shopping list! -Fireproof American flag to carry …


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